Assistant

Introduction
Adiutor in Morte Innocentium, et Tribulacio Condemnabitur (latin: Assistant to the Death of The Innocent and Suffering of the Damned) more commonly known as Assistant, is a presumed to be a minor character in Rhythm Heaven: Fever that appears in Board Meeting, Remix 9 and Remix 10. She is absent during Remix 2, however, and her half sister is there in place of her. Though her role is questioned, she can be considered the main antagonist of Rhythm Heaven all-together.

Not much is known about her. Sometimes she is there, but most of the time she isn't. She is but an Enenra to some, appearing as smoke and vapor to those immune to her charm. In her prime, she is a humanoid mere 6 feet taller than the tallest building in the world. The boars she works with are half that size. She appears to you in your dreams, telling you to go to Thailand on foot. Most of the time, this results in people drowning. She then hunts down the bodies and consumes them, adding to her ever eternal life force.

Role in Rhythm Heaven:
Assistant appears in Board Meeting (Game 3 of Set 2) where she assists four adult, male boars present their thesis to Lucifer about how to go about destroying the country of Australia. She instructs the boars to spin their chairs all at once if they all agree about something. However, she is meathooked and when one of her boars steps out of line, she brutally murders them by flaying the boars inside out. This is a violent process, and it often means dismissing the other boars for the day. This is why there are only three boars present in Remix 9. Assistant keeps tabs of everyone she kills, and she hires new employees on a monthly basis. So far, a total of 740,588 employees have been terminated, and that is just January alone. Her preferred method of execution, though, is the Catherine wheel. It delights her, hearing the boars scream when their spines split open.

Meeting MC Adore
Assistant met MC Adore late one summer in 205X. Initially, she was meant to be hired by Assistant to streamline the murdering of her boars. However, she appeared to Adore at the wrong time. The latter was busy rapping with her friends, and this mesmerized Assistant. As she approached her, the goddess quickly stopped and looked at Assistant. With but a word, Assistant was unable to stop as she overpowered her. As day slowly faded into night, Assistant lost her ability to turn into smoke. Adore says this is only temporary, and it will return in 48 hours. Assistant never forgot her fateful encounter with MC Adore.

Trivia

 * Assistant's full name, Adiutor in Morte Innocentium, et Tribulacio Condemnabitur, is near impossible to pronounce. Therefore, she adopted an English translation of Adiutor when speaking to humans.
 * Assistant is in her early 30s.
 * She is a closet cannibal. Though she doesn't like to admit it, she accidentally ate human flesh and grew a taste for it.
 * Her best friend is Space Gramps. They went to high school together. Both of them hate Cosmic Girl.
 * Her favorite rap group is RAPMEN, though she's impartial to The Love Posse.
 * Assistant can hold her breath for one hour and can swim great distances in a single breath.
 * Before she was hired as an assistant, she worked for Lucifer himself as the vice president of Hell. There, she assisted in the brutal murder of Cuphead and his brother for failing to deliver contracts.
 * Sometime before the events of Remix 9, she was allegedly responsible for the disappearance of the Bass Girl of the Drum Girls. She hasn't been seen since...
 * Legend says to summon Assistant, you must spin in an office chair for an hour straight between 1 to 3 AM. It is unknown if this method works, as many would rather be sleeping or eating goldfish than to spin in an office chair for an hour straight.
 * Nobody knows what the glasses do. Does it benefit Assistant? Is it just for looks? We may never know. (Well until Assistant says more about her glasses.)
 * She has been alleged of multiple crimes (Assassination of popular figures in society) and is rumored to resell products for higher prices and lower quality. She is undergoing court with Stomp and Chomp co. for allegedly reselling vegetables harvested from the company. The cost of this trial being 2 million dollars.
 * Assistant is reported to eat raw vegetables with the hair on. (Gross)